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What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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Absolutego

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A state of unparalleled, crushing heaviness.
Boris' debut album, Absolutego, is not for the faint of heart.
by dudeman888 January 12, 2009
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Absolute Nonexistence

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The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.
The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.
by TheNothingness February 15, 2009
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Absult

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Absult is not a word.
by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013
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absolute shambles

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The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.
by Light_Soul March 26, 2017
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Strategic Absence

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Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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Nice abs fag

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When someone at the gym or on Facebook is showing off their abs you need to call them out.
"NICE ABS FAG! Hehehehe

Mumble: "fuckin queer."
by stooch182 July 12, 2016
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