Fart-Rod

when you do a girl up the ass and she farts on your dick

your mom gave me a fart rod

by nigger hating homo April 21, 2003

k-rod

The best closer in the world- Francisco Rodriguez.
Known for his high Strikeout-to-walk ratio and his ability to close out all the ball games.

K-rod saves the Angels again.

by sstefan April 19, 2008

dill rod

dumb ass,shit for brains

that boy is a dill rod

by big turd August 8, 2007

goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010

big rod

Common name for an egotistical salesperson. Often used by salesperson about themselves, speaking in third person

Typical phone conversation..."Hi it's Big Rod from Big Rod and associates...."

by 193847292 June 30, 2016

Tripod Rod

A nickname for Colts kicker Rodrigo Blankenship.

Did you see tripod rod kick the ball with his massive dick?

by King tripod January 7, 2021

Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015