dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021
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the legendary samurai

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
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Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan makes a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
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