by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

Angel Jose robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mugen And Raymond Robles From Samurai Champloo
Angel Jose robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Mugen And Raymond Robles From Samurai Champloo
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?
Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021

by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”
-Dracula Flow 4
-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan makes a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
