max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey

“Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021

Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.

by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020

Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.

"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."

by am baby November 10, 2020

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.

Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"

by 14151727 March 2, 2022