Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.

The Jason across the street.

by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019

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Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

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Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason

I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.

by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023

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Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

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Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

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The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

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