Well there goes the day. Roger just drank the bong water and sold felix to Joe. Oh look, Joe has started beating the living shit out of Roger with the cat.
by Steve Haas March 15, 2005

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

Person- a true saint and true hero to American trade workers
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Feller 1- Hey my wife is broken
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off
by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

Felix, a rolling sunshine ball. He has the warmest smile and voice that is deeper the ocean. He also has the whole universe paited on his cheeks. Felix is literally the person you want to be friends with. He could also felx on you with his new minecraft skins. In conclusion Felix just makes me happy and he's my sunshine, we'll do fortnite dances until we break our ankles.
who is "lee felix"? i think i heard sum bout him.
"lee felix" is the person that makes me the most happy.
"lee felix" is the person that makes me the most happy.
by iheartfelix April 12, 2022

by iwilldeleteyourkneecaps December 6, 2020

by Hsosbeho May 17, 2020
