There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.
Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.
Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).
1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.
by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008
Get the dump badgemug. by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010
Get the social dumpingmug. When a clubgoer has to take and emergency poop in the crowded club. This tipically involves hovering over a soiled toilet seat in a crowded bathroom, while the other stalls are used to snort cocain.
The night turned for the better after I took a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.
by Sonic B June 2, 2011
Get the Club Dumpmug. a bowel movement; to take a crap.
by T.Wilson June 1, 2016
Get the CRUMP A DUMPmug. Similar to an After Grog Bog, a nugget dump occurs when a person orders and consumes 20 McNuggets, usually on a midnight maccas run, and then proceeds to shit out almost everything consumed in the last 24 hours the next morning.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Callum recently?
Person 2: He's taking a nugget dump, poor guy ordered 20 McNuggets and nobody stopped him.
Person 2: He's taking a nugget dump, poor guy ordered 20 McNuggets and nobody stopped him.
by Scythas February 28, 2010
Get the nugget dumpmug. When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.
Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
by Zelophehad August 21, 2010
Get the Friend Dumpedmug. When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.
Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
by apound21 June 11, 2009
Get the Neopolitan Dumpmug.