Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.
by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019
Get the Callum Wattsmug. by Callum Darke December 19, 2021
Get the Callum Darkemug. Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.
Also makes average tiktoks.
Also makes average tiktoks.
by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023
Get the Callum Haugheymug. The Norse God
by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019
Get the Callum Hiltonmug. A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers
by Jake binns April 13, 2020
Get the Callum caufeildmug. by Lava21 December 18, 2019
Get the Callum Wollismug. 