Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"
sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
by yabs August 25, 2007
Get the Chinese Firecrackermug. When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer
by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010
Get the Chinese Twizzlermug. Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
by rusty okie July 18, 2006
Get the Chinese Takeoutmug. Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.
Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.
by rockstar1 May 19, 2009
Get the chinese eyesmug. The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
Get the Chinese Tabletopmug. by the shop dj June 24, 2008
Get the chinese marblemug. Kids toys, unworking TV's, broken electronics, Malfunctioning Cars
"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"
"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"
by Mouthy Mommy March 14, 2010
Get the Chinese Junkmug.