Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeperš
by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023
Get the May 22ndmug. October 22nd, national beat Riverside day. Even though they are the richest public school in VA, they still canāt buy a good football team.
āOctober 22nd is my favorite day of the whole football season, I canāt wait to watch Riverside get blown out again!ā
by seymore_15 October 21, 2021
Get the October 22ndmug. by BBBord.lol December 22, 2020
Get the December 22ndmug. On October 22nd you shall say "I liek yo cut G"and slap anyone under 5 feet as much as you want on the head.
by DefineUrbaaanWrds October 21, 2020
Get the October 22nd National Daymug. This day is the final edition to no homo day.
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. by terrellHasASmallPenis69 October 21, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. by LIAāS slangs September 11, 2023
Get the NOVEMBER 22NDmug.