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Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
by :0 :3 February 24, 2024
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Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.
I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020
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exploded personal space

A newly-expanded distance between oneself and another person, which we yearn to have violated and honored at the same time.
Her exploded personal space had gone from a few inches to the government-mandated six-foot radius and it felt like an invisible prison cell.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
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Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
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*explodes*

when you are very roasted or telling puns non-stop
1:

person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*

2:

person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019
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The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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