You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
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A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
Get the Kris mug.a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
look at that greasy fuck kris
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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Get the Kris mug.Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
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