Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

FUCK

Will Smith don't have to curse to sell records. Well I do so FUCK him and Fuck you to.

Man go Fuck yourself

by K1LL3R MK4 April 3, 2022

Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan

A very interchangeable term, having a bad day? Fuck a bitch named Ryan! Someone stressing you out to your breaking point? Fuck a bitch named Ryan!

Fuck A Bitch named Ryan!!! This is a saying that can express ill feelings of Jiveary going on within proximity to you.

JACK - "How was your day"
JIM - "Horrible; my wife cheated on me, my son came out as gay, and my dog got ran over"
JACK "Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan, that's some rough shit"

by TheCockringCabilero December 1, 2022

Fucked

Haha me.

Damn I'm fucked

by Notyohrbasichoe April 20, 2017

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014