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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
mugGet the Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guymug.

fucking the oesophagus

An alternative saying for deepthroat coz when a girl does deepthroat it's like she's taking it down to her oesophagus or windpipe whatever you guys call it
Female Pornstar: Hey you wanna deepthroat me?

Male Pornstar: You mean if i wanna be fucking the oesophagus then kneel down and open wide
by Arfbizit April 28, 2011
mugGet the fucking the oesophagusmug.

fuck father

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck fathermug.

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
mugGet the Jesus H. Fuckmug.

Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025
“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025
mugGet the Congratu-fucking-lationsmug.

what the fuck

by murpturnip September 1, 2021
mugGet the what the fuckmug.

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Monkey Buttmug.

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