I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

fuck head

my dad

person: fuck head!
me: like my dad

by big sad boi February 24, 2022

Fucking Stupid

Americans when it comes to Geography

A: *points at Russia* Is that England? English is a county btw.
B: Are you fucking stupid?

by anonymous January 14, 2024

fuck bees

homemade freshness meme, It originaly comes from the song "its hip to be square" (?) it died out after 2 weeks.

Its hip to fuck bees

by YeetingThatMeating September 27, 2018

fuck snap

To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!

To fuck snap is to put the “yeah” in “fuck yeah!”

by Bad C dev November 14, 2024

Shitty fuck

When you are banging a hoe and you feel a dangerous fart approaching. You pin her down and shit on her chest then proceed to fucking the shit cover titties.

Man I ate chili last night and I felt a terd. So I shitty fucked her and she didn’t even have baby wipes.

by CaptainThadious February 11, 2022

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016