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Crooked vagina 

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft
Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

loose sandy hairy vagina 

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.
cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

Hot Dog Vagina 

It's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise. So like, she's laying on the ground, and your dick is parallel to the ground, and her vagina lips are around your weiner.
Oh man, I totally did her, Hot Dog Vagina. My dick was totally in her vagina, hot dog wise.

a whale's vagina 

anchorman explains how the city was named after "a whale's vagina"
a whale's vagina by eltoro86 September 19, 2013

Housewife Vagina 

a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like nobody's buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the pussy.

most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.

housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.

i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"why do they call you housewife vagina?"

"because i can make bomb ass brownies."

"what about the vagina part?"

"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."

"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"

"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."

Being a Vagina 

The Act af acting winny, PMS-ing, crying, bitching, complaining, naggin, pissing- off someone, and being on metapause or Manapause. Close to words such as being a Dick or an Asshole, Douch-bag.
Man A.) "Idk what to do I'm like gonna cry"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"