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hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
mugGet the hold your horsesmug.

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016
mugGet the Trojan Horse Scandalmug.

book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.
Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .
by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017
mugGet the book horsemug.

glitter horse

by clappingCat January 5, 2024
mugGet the glitter horsemug.

Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
mugGet the Trojan Horse Friendmug.

Trojan Horse

A act in which a man pulls off the condom at the last second and cums inside someone.
by Big Daddy Daniel October 16, 2021
mugGet the Trojan Horsemug.

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
mugGet the swollen horse cock Kalebmug.

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