Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
Get the Turd Blossommug. by anonymous April 19, 2025
Get the Turd Whoppermug. by LArryE June 30, 2021
Get the Chicken Turdmug. by lump of turd November 6, 2022
Get the bubbles turdmug. When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.
I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.
by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025
Get the TURD TETHERmug. If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 3, 2014
Get the Turd Hurdlemug. The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
Get the Angry Turdsmug.