Jacob smith

by Byorf February 27, 2019
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 07, 2022
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Jacob Duda

He’s a cool person as long as you’re not stupid and act like a child
Jacob Duda lost his cool the other day when the freshmen weren’t paying attention
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish
by Jacky boi man October 05, 2020
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Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.
by Tlynn33 July 01, 2021
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jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime
by Ross gorham May 25, 2016
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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 09, 2022
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