Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

EGG

an abbreviation for Epic Gamer Girl

Hello beautiful dame, I can tell we share so much in common as you are a fellow EGG. Shall the intercourse commence?

by CactÆ February 20, 2020

Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.

You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.

by Huevo buenos February 20, 2020

Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020