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If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
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Capable of decimating a solar system with a single dump.
2) To hammer a room so brutally with fecal output that it's permanently damaged with a stench that will never fade.
Capable of decimating a solar system with a single dump.
2) To hammer a room so brutally with fecal output that it's permanently damaged with a stench that will never fade.
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Thumb Dumping happens when you sit down to send a quick text and instead accidentally release your entire inner monologue.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
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