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Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.
Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"
by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022
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jacob scarbrogh

that jacob scarbrogh kid is an asshole
by OrneryKnife January 1, 2022
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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being
I wish I had as much integrity as Jacob.
by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022
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Jacob Mark Greenwood

Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything
I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more
by Emmq-Jayne January 5, 2022
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Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box
by shayphlex January 5, 2022
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Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
by Lipid January 7, 2022
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