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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.
I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱
by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021
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half and half

Someone born from two different races
Jasmine DuBois from the Boondocks is considered a half and half. Born from Tom (black) and Sarah (White Mudshark)
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Child of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Child of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
4- Two parents's half-sister.
My double-half-aunt is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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