Cypress High School 

Decent school. Shitload of fobs and white people. Latinos and Blacks are starting to pop up (thank god! we need some diversity) not a stereotypical school, no cliques, just groups who think they're the best.

Teachers are chill except some could listen more to their students then being all gun ho! about learning.

I'm glad I went to Cypress High School than Kennedy High School.

Cypress High School by LakerFan32 May 12, 2011

Holland Patent High School 

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

Holland Patent High School by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011

North Marion High School 

AKA Cow Patty High
A high school located in Citra Fl, known for being very country. There are so many black girls that block the hallway and yell. They give you stank ass looks. It is a fairly sized school that consists of many great white, black and hispanic people. We all po', we ain't them forest kids. The AICE program is alright, it be tough sometimes. Then some people in there just need to not be in there. They also act like the exams are the end of the world. Lastly, the only other thing going for this place is the sports.

1. Located in Citra Florida
2. YEE YEE
3. The school smells like actual shit
4. It is full of them country bois
5. Guns and Trucks
6. Make America Great Again.
7. It is full of whores
8. The parking lot has all them bois revving their big trucks
9. They all have trucks to compensate for something
10. They all leave to go to West Port High School
11. AICE Honestly half the kids in there are pretty dumb
12. Student Success Time? Is it even a thing anymore. Pride Period?
13. Building 8 caught on fire!!!!
14. In building 8 two reee niggas caught fuckin
15. Nobody knows how to drive

1. Billy: You smell that?

Bob: Yee yee, smells like North Marion High School
2. Rob: What was that?

Kyle: Yee haw, only school in marion county that knows how to play football.(for a bunch of white people)

North Marion High School by Yee yee boi June 28, 2019

Timberline High School, Boise, ID 

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.

I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!

Timberline High School, Boise, ID by classof2009 January 17, 2011

Dracut Senior High School 

Dracut High sucks. The catwalk leaks. Heat/AC barely ever works. Our windows are plastic. We have shitty janitors that just sit on their asses all day and smoke buts. Classes are a joke. Same with the teachers. We have the shittiest food. This school's filled with drama and sluts. The school only cares about football. It's filled with a bunch of hicks and Lowell wanabies with Boston accents. There's probably a total of 10 black kids in our school and a few of Asians and Puerto Ricans... everyone else is white. We have the most stereotypical lunch; where 200 kids are packed into a shitty cafeteria with a separate clique at each table. There aren’t too many fights, but when there is one, the whole school knows within a matter of minutes. There are STD ridden sluts roaming the halls with their tits hangin out and asses showing (not complaining). If your from here you know that the A-wing bathroom if for smoking buts. Our school is filled with fags/band geeks. 10% get good grades. About 90% are involved in sports. All of us smoke pot, drink and party. There are at least two pregnant girls currently in our school. If you go here you know what ATT stands for. Freshman suck. We won’t pass reaccreditation. We have a crazy apron lady. Everyone hates Nunbuns. Everyone has a shitty car except the random Asians that pull up in M3's or Mugen's. The ONLY thing that DHS students hate more than Dracut, is Lowell.

Dude: "Yo that chick from Dracut Senior High School was soo dope!"
Guy: "Dude I know, I smashed."
Dude: "Oh.. It was nice knowin ya. But your prob guna die of AIDS."

Kid: "Yoo keed whats goody"
Kid2: "Uhhhhhg i got such a hangover"
Kid: "Yeah that football game was illl last night bro"

Dracut Senior High School by yourmomsfupa April 25, 2011

Clarkston High School

A high school located in Clarkston Michigan. It is said that CHS is full of a bunch of "rich bitches" that only wear Hollister and Abercrombie, which is true. You tend to be this way until you reach Junior year and then quickly change to wearing things you buy from Pink and become obsessed with Vera Bradley. Iphones are also very common at CHS. If you don't have an iphone by 8th grade, you are likely to possess one soon,or at least before you graduate. If that doesn't happen you have an ipod touch. If neither of the previously stated facts apply to you, or you don't own anything that Apple has supplied in the last 6 months, you don't belong at CHS. You should transfer. The only thing worse than the stuck up girls is the cocky, athletic boys. If you don't play Football, you play Basketball, and if you don't play basketball, you are a poser. Most guys are also gamers too. Every guy plays a video game that in nearby towns, would be classified as nerdy, but girls here are used to it and know that they will never get anything better unless they leave Clarkston. Friday nights are for football games and Saturday morning you will find many high schoolers at Leos, most of them looking like they just rolled out of bed. If you haven't been in this situation, you are a high class bitch that only goes to LA Cafe and listens to open mic night on Friday evenings and drinks low fat mocha lattes. If you are from CHS, you know you stay in Clarkston, because you won't fit anywhere else.

Cory Smith- Dude, we need to destroy those Dragons tonight, plus, we all know fire isn't the only thing they blow...

Mitch Jonhson- Dude, that joke is so old, no one from Clarkston High School says that anymore....

or

Lauren Smith- Oh. My. God. Did you see the iphone 4g, lets totally take a trip to Somerset, so we can shop at Apple, Pink! and Vera, I need a new bag.

Katlyn Jonhson- Let's go, can we stop at T. Smooth first though, just got a text and smoothies are buy one get one free. I def need to get the Beach Bum white Chocolate again with Splenda, or the Bahama Mama, both are so good.

Clarkston High School by Gagagagagagagagaga August 11, 2010

Harrison Central High School

The school with possibly the biggest percent of fake Barbie girls, and douche bag guys. If you don't party every weekend, smoke, or drink, or are a virgin, you're a loser. There's a fight almost every week. At the school or on Facebook. We've been on the national news for our cheese sandwiches for lunch. You can rarely trust anyone there.

Our football team went from going undefeated, to losing almost every single game. Same with our basketball team. The cheerleaders have gotten better than they used to be.
The sport with the most accomplishments would probably be cross country. Though apparently, if it isn't football or basketball, no one cares. If you're a good athlete you can do whatever you want.

Everyone has had a rumor spread about them. No one really cares about anyone else but theirselves. It's very rare to find a non-failing relationship without cheating, or lying.

It sucks.

Person 1: "What school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Harrison Central High School."
Person 1: "Sucks to be you."

Harrison Central High School by xD :D March 14, 2011