by SECRET12321 September 24, 2021

by šš« May 6, 2021

on of the most amazing people youāll ever meet if you donāt know him he may come off as mean sometimes but thatās because he speaks everything on his mind, if he has something to say to someone or about someone heāll say it right to their face. he has the best humor to ever exist, heās REALLY fine and handsome but wonāt agree to it. his smile can light up a room, he has the prettiest eyes that are so easy to get lost in. he hates wearing jeans but has an amazing style, his sweats, t-shirts, and his shoe game. heās the BEST boyfriend ever, he cares A LOT about you if he trusts you, itās not hard to gain an ethanās trust you just have to be the right person with the right attitude. once you get to know him he is one of the most kindhearted, selfless people youāll ever meet. and once you get an ethan be careful because if you mess it up youāll loose his trust and heāll completely cut you off, itās EXTREMELY hard to gain his trust back. but if itās something small heāll usually forgive you. he is EXTREMELY loyal and wonāt date a girl he know will cheat, if your feeling insecure about something go talk to an ethan because heās not afraid to tell you that your the most beautiful girl in the world, when you ask what he likes about you heāll say everything. he will change your life in some shape or form, so when you get an ethan make sure you hold on to him because if you lose him youāre gonna miss him more than anything and will wanna do anything to get him back.
i love you ethan<3 p.s. heās also a REALLY good kisser and doesnāt think he has a big d but we all know deep down he does.
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh thatās ethan
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh thatās ethan
by i heart ethan February 12, 2023

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.
by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

biG dAdDy sWamP a$$ d1s niBBa is a FRIGGIN cUti3 he eats peoples asses and sucks people off really good give him a call if yall boys ever need a blow or a hand job
by Liltracksuit June 2, 2018

he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022
