ethan cummins

The biggest bad ass on planet

Ethan cummins

by Conner Bennett January 15, 2020

ethan

ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗

ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good

by Shordi August 29, 2022

ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.

Ethan Jiang went on a date with Zhi Yan

by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023

Ethan

A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.

You’re just like Ethan, spiraling on about his emotions and negativity in his life.

by Confefi June 21, 2018

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

Ethan

Having a best friend called Ethan is the biggest flex ever. They're known for their savage childhoods and blue or green eyes. They may be seen as weird but wait till they come out of their shell. They are very dark humoured with gelled hair and happen to get all the girls. But of a gamer is very artistic

Ethan is the bestttt

by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020