Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

by Niagra falls231 April 15, 2023

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 12, 2019

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 22, 2013

giving it long handle

Drinking excessively

He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.

by Mugs52 September 15, 2013

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 05, 2023

Long neck Stoney

He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.

'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'

by SomeoneRandomHahahaLmao November 29, 2019

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 20, 2020