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Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.
Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
by Anon41543 November 23, 2016
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023
mugGet the Onion Turtlemug.

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first
Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?
by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025
mugGet the indonesian turtle Racingmug.

Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
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se det är en fet slemmig sköldpadda som vissa vsco-tjejer vill knulla
turtle
by eggeddogged January 27, 2021
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Turtle

I always turtle whenever I'm around my crush.
by PyroGladiator July 11, 2019
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obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.
by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022
mugGet the obese turtlemug.

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!
by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020
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