Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016