A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
Get the absolutely wankedmug. When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
Get the Getting "Wanked"mug. The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me
by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021
Get the Towby wankmug. by bigfatwank July 17, 2022
Get the Wankmug. by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018
Get the Wank Balladmug. When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob
by Calabina October 27, 2020
Get the Tribunal Wankmug. Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
Get the Birthday Wankmug.