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Turd mongrel

Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
by De Frog101 February 1, 2022
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Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.
Aw shit the cat has another turd lock
by Mushishi February 23, 2020
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turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
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Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
by Moosekaper April 11, 2022
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Turd pusher

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up
by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022
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lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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