The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

tree lit

Dank.

That was weed was tree lit.

by Dank Mush January 14, 2017

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023