Rachel the snake 

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

Rachel the snake by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Brown water snake 

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

Brown water snake by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

Chocolate tunnel snake 

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

Chocolate tunnel snake by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Sunning the snake 

A male exposing himself in a public place, either deliberately or inadvertently

"Cover yourself up - we don't want you sunning the snake with youngsters around!"

Sunning the snake by Pinga & Flaps July 27, 2019

Lay a snake 

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

Lay a snake by AnalFan January 12, 2020

western brown snake 

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

western brown snake by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

Kiss your snake by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020