spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022