September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023

September 11

Tony Gilroy's birthday, Epstein's clone

Yoo! It's September 11, 2001! It's Tony Gilroy's birthday!

by Nicole419 June 15, 2023

september 10th

In this day, we will all free young thug

september 10th guy : FREE YOUNG THUG
other person : what
september 10th guy : it's september 10th, we free young thug today

by dick.choker293 June 18, 2023

Saftensmad

Ask Martin Johannes Larsen about it

Kelet, there is saftensmad in 15 minutes.

by ChiliCheeseTopsBurger June 26, 2023

September 23

National ignore mow-bah/mow-balls/lennox/kokoro day!

Berry:good morning lennox!

Lennox:oh you don't know someone made it official you shouldn't talk to me on every September 23, everyone will bully you.

Berry:oh well see you tomorrow!

by Matcha_lol! June 30, 2023