just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 17, 2023

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo

A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.

Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)

by Gru boo March 15, 2018

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 02, 2023

Just foil

An exclamation when someone has a problem (related to math or not) and can't seem to solve it, a phrased taken from the sheer noobishness of someone and the lack of ability of doing math

Dude what is the derivative of

√(x^2 + 4x - 9) / (5x^3 - 8 x^2 +3x)

IDK, just foil :D

by moneybird1122 November 17, 2009

JUST GOOGLE IT

just search with the google search engine

Don't know what is natural disasters? JUST GOOGLE IT!

by zitherng August 05, 2022