Skip to main content

Jacob

Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"
by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.
OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person
by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

jacob is a cute boy
by apearsonlol May 9, 2022
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.
Jacob is fine.
by xtine93 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob better

jacob is trash at fartnite everyone hates him
by i dont like it January 9, 2020
mugGet the Jacob bettermug.

Share this definition