Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

by Aurlasia January 7, 2022

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019

Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord

Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you

by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019

Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018