I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

I'M I'M I'M

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob

by Dimeind November 21, 2023

I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer

it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"

by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022

I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it

I'm sorry for what I did

by Celia.s June 25, 2023

'No, i'm sorry' 💔

James, for: Don't worry she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉

'Emma' - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
'James' - 'Sorry, what was that? Let me ask you again...'

by James Knox November 26, 2018

I'm all edge

To be up for anything. Down to do anything.

1: Hey bro, wanna go suck a dick?
2: Yeah, i'm all edge bro!

by MawkShawt August 29, 2019