drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank
I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!
by FuckingHammerTime January 11, 2014
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Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like
“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk
“How’d it go”
I’m gonna be a father man”
by bdix02 July 19, 2020
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Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
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Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.
I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.
by Big B! January 31, 2020
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drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off
oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth
by feralass54 November 02, 2023
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drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off
oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth
by feralass54 November 02, 2023
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Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
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