Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010
Get the Angry Red Dragonmug. by s1c k n1ck September 7, 2006
Get the puff the magic dragonmug. by abracadabra January 20, 2004
Get the puff the magic dragonmug. The act of a man splooging into his lady's butt hole after anal sex, followed by the girl taking a poop into a frying pan which includes the mans semen. Then, they cook the feces and splooge with a bit of water to make it into liquid form! After is begins to boil, the man pours the solution Back into the women's vagina and sticks his penis inside continuing to have sex!
by UDlover123 April 17, 2015
Get the Red hot dragonmug. Crystal Dragon named Esmeradin, also known as one of the oldest role play gamers in Y!Chat. From what was told, she first logged on in 1995 and has since made several names following this particular Screen name. Her character in the chat room, apparently is one of a very small dragon race, derived from AD&D dracinomicon and has since been working out the roll able stats and attributes for the race to send to Wizards of the coast.
Crystal Dragon Esmeradin stands about seven feet tall in her dragon form, and is covered with opalescent scales that can shift at her will to refract or absorb light and filter it into a laser light burst that can burn at 350 degrees, thus leaving living tissue a pile of ashes. She has oceanic gem toned blue eyes and is very social.
by Pentelope June 28, 2007
Get the Crystal Dragon Esmeradinmug. The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson August 1, 2010
Get the angry bearded dragonmug. by Amsterdamner January 9, 2009
Get the Dragon on my backmug.