Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
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Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.
"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.
by A guy from Jerzey February 04, 2025
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Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

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You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.
Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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We Don't Talk About.........

We don't talk About......... Bruno NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT
by Random kid that knows stuff February 07, 2022
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A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
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you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
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