Obama Day

The first day of the end of the world.

On Obama Day:

"There goes the neighborhood."

After Obama Day and Obama makes Ebonics the national language of the US:

"sH!t MaN, tHA HooDz Gon' B All Up In My Grrillz, NiGGAAh!. No wha 'm SayIN?! Wurd. Sh!t... WorLds All enin and Sh!T, Son!"

Obama Day by Orion370 January 20, 2009

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

steak and a blow job day 

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

steak and a blow job day by carpediem December 14, 2008

Soapy Booby Pic Day 

On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend

“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”

“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”

Soapy Booby Pic Day by imsolonelyandhornyomglol October 12, 2020

That'll be the Day... 

An expression meaning "That'll never happen". Shortened from "That'll be the day when (insert ubsurd impossible occurence here, such as 'Pigs will fly')"

Bob: I'm gonna kick your butt!
Joe: Haha, yeah, that'll be the day....

That'll be the Day... by lovehorses94 May 13, 2008

Dozen Day

12 beers in 12 pubs in 12 hours on the 12th day of the 12 month.

Are you going to join us on dozen day?

Dozen Day by aboutfivebucks August 23, 2010

National expose day

National expose day is August 15 , this day you expose your friends or yourself

National expose day

National expose day by Brincess-.Mimii August 15, 2019