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white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 11, 2013
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chocolate dip cone

Look at that nigger, he has dark and light spots that look like a chocolate dip cone.
by holly palmer January 23, 2008
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Chocolate mop

A chocolate mop is when you have diarrhoea and you are about to shit and right before you burst, your partner penetrates your tight arse (with a dick or dildo) and as they’re thrusting you just let it loose.
Bill - Hey, did you guys chocolate mop last night?

Jason - Yeah man! You should have seen that shit, went all over the place. Had to call clean up on isle 9
by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020
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Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.
EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
by CCB Lover January 2, 2011
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chocolate pudding grenade

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet
Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there
by Patrick M G February 9, 2008
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Mean Chocolate Daddy

A bowel movement so large and foul, that only the bravest and most experienced of toilets can handle it's violent nature.
Dude, I ate like a four pound steak and a frozen pizza last night. I left such a mean chocolate daddy in the customer bathroom at work.
by scotchwhisky June 22, 2011
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Chocolate Milk Day

Racist interpretation of Martin Luther King (MLK) Day. A common term for African Americans (Chocolate) and MLK (pronounced Milk) gives Chocolate Milk Day
"So, What're y'all doin' to celebrate Chocolate Milk Day?"
by Tizzle35 January 19, 2009
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