Christian

He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.

People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah

Wow he is such a christian.

by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019

Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

Christian Montilla

Aguiar’s Son ; also referring to a man with a small smelly Penis ; Gay Queer

Wow dude your acting like a Christian Montilla

by Not Aguiar January 17, 2019

Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.

Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022

Christian

Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.

Christian is seasonal

by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023

Christian

Someone who is desperately in love with Estrella

Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍

by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021

Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.

"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"

by CasDavFri April 6, 2024