buckle my burger

To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.

Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!

by Milton the Freedman February 13, 2018

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.

Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!

by Secret October 9, 2003

Burger bong rip

For one to take a bong snap while naked. The ripper must stick their piece in the bong first.

Yo let’s go take a burger bong rip

by Burger wizard March 22, 2024

Burger balls

Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.

His burger balls are not presentable.

by Lashonhara August 4, 2021

doggy burger

A term (noun) derived from the 1990s to early 2000s which explains the acquisition of free burgers from a fast-food restaurant/take-away (I.e.: McDonalds et. al.) due to a loop-hole of policy in selling already prepared burgers that had surpassed a particular amount of time of which could be sold to the public. A consumer could then take their dog and request 'doggy burgers' (old burgers) which would be able to access upon request when making a regular purchase (sometimes restricted to drive-thru only).

I'm going down to get some doggy burgers!

by Crezz9 January 7, 2017