Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023

Gray Burger

This girl I know one day asked me if me burgers stink . I said no . Then in mid sentence a huge "Gray" burger shot out her nose ..DANG

A Gray Burger ,
When the elements of the universe swirl spiral to create a compressed Gray Burger in a girl's nose . The most noticeable sign is the potent stink of the Gray Burger. Sign number 2 is the girl what's to talk about the mystery stinky cave dweller . The Girl says do yo burgers smell and yo reply hell no ,but I can smell that gray burger you got from here.

Dang dat chick got a huge " Gray Burger " it makes the other ones look like pebble's... DANG DOUBLE DANG

by kprichmond925 September 13, 2020

Spitting Cheese Burger

A Spitting Cheese Burger is when a women who has her period gets a yeast infection and then when she has sex, she squirts the juices into her partner's mouth. If a man cums inside her prior to her squirting the mixture into his mouth it becomes a Spitting Cheese Burger with Mayonase.

My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.

by The Real WARMONKEY September 15, 2010

Burger King People

Burger people are a group of chavs and gypsies wannabes who linger around the burger king entrance to the cornmill. Most are massive idiots and therefore do not attend school. Their biggest achievements include intimidation small children or old people. It would be a miracle to see these people without a cigarette.

Those burger king people do my head in

by doesntmatterlmao July 19, 2019

Burger on

To have burger on, means to be hard. You see a baddy, and dont want her to know it, so you tell your friend that you have burger on.

Lines: "Look at that baddie"
Burg: "Oh my, now i have burger on"

by Mousolinniboibagbiggawigga November 24, 2023

budget burger

Often the cheapest burgers available at a supermarket, budget burgers are usually marketed under the store's own brand product range. The taste can vary, and is dependant upon a number of variables including cooking skill, brand, and moon phase.

Examples include:

Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers

<guest> dude, what are these made of?
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.

by mongoosander January 13, 2010