Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.

This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

God's work

Satisfying the sexual needs of a physically unattractive or extremely over weight person.

Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!

by Fauxcasion July 16, 2008

God's Gift

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.

Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.

by zandertons December 15, 2009

Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

god, that's gay

A monotonous phrase that the infamous NekoD says in real life.

Cliet: I AA'd 5.1.1. on Another 7!!!!111oneoneone

Decon: God, thats gay

by Cliet March 8, 2005

gods kiss

a raspberry or zerbert on the clit.
stick out your tongue, touch her clit, and try to whistle

she came all over his face after his gods kiss

by sun flower November 8, 2005

flesh of the gods

psychedelic mushrooms, most often the caps of psilocybin cubensis, or magic mushrooms.

I tripped so hard last night, me and Horus ate some flesh of the gods.

by MCNat November 16, 2009