I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

i like you

aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3

i like you but im scared to dm you

by realassbeach October 26, 2019

I plead the 5th

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.

Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th

by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018

i want die

a moment in time where you feel so fucking sad that you want die

Tyler: so the creator of spongebob died
Joseph: I want die

by bonesmacktheteeth November 30, 2018

i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

by jayquan. April 22, 2021

I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

by Psycho_Panda May 24, 2008

I miss you

Prolonged time periods away from Sophie may lead to lots of I miss you’s and an extensive usage of the text message I love you😘

I miss you baby.

by Sheany0703 December 20, 2020