jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.

Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

by AdultVirgin01 May 29, 2024

fuck the horse

saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway

MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE

by roachifer November 29, 2024

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

by 23r October 20, 2022

Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.

That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.

by dickfitz May 24, 2014

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 02, 2021

The fuck it-bucket.

When playing a game of beer pong, one can yell “fuck it-bucket” and throw the ball in any way shape or form, most of the time being thrown straight up into the air. And if it is to go in, it is worth an automatic 3 cups.

I’m going for the fuck it-bucket.

by papajohnsz June 21, 2019