A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
Get the bag trollmug. by Troll partier April 11, 2017
Get the troll partymug. A person going in to a semi-large group usually more than 8 with the soul intention of ticking off one if not most of the group for the purpose of creating their own entertainment and bringing out the gullible stupidity in others
In a game of CoD gun game Try hard: finally I got off of that ridiculously stupid sniper Troll:(knifed try hard) Try hard:I hate you you suck Troll: u mad bro?
by gungametroller May 21, 2013
Get the trollmug. A particularly annoying individual with manners similar to an ogre. The hill-troll mostly lives in a small cave-like hut in the hills and is considered to be a person of lower intelligence than the average person. Hill-trolls are considered to be people with no prospects of future success. (see also dingle)
Don't worry about Trevor and his manners. He's just an unsophisticated hill-troll that doesn't understand why people become uncomfortable whenever he talks.
by Lenuel Gullivar March 19, 2022
Get the hill-trollmug. Someone who responds to a close friend with a funny or attempting to be funny comment. The response is generally funny and not perceived as an attack.
Him: how was work? Good sales?
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
by Acornisacorn January 18, 2022
Get the Trollmug. This is a resent addition to the previous troll definition that I've been hearing as the definition of late.
A video gamer, usually a male, who wanders the lands of the mmo creeping on female avatars.
A video gamer, usually a male, who wanders the lands of the mmo creeping on female avatars.
"Hey your a girl right?" -Troll
"Yes, why?"-Female
*gwahblewableguuh "Because your avatars a girl."-Troll
"What?"-Female
*Mehglewable gurl *grunt "Put your clothes in you inventory."
-Troll
"Go fap to someone else troll!"-Female
*Troll wanders away looking for another unsuspecting fapcounter.
"Yes, why?"-Female
*gwahblewableguuh "Because your avatars a girl."-Troll
"What?"-Female
*Mehglewable gurl *grunt "Put your clothes in you inventory."
-Troll
"Go fap to someone else troll!"-Female
*Troll wanders away looking for another unsuspecting fapcounter.
by -[x]-SmokeBreak May 23, 2012
Get the Trollmug. Example:
Person 1: defines troll correctly.
Person 2(troll): this is not the definition of troll.
Person 1: goes online confused looking for the definition of troll, and finds that he is correct.
Person 2: Be happy!
Person 1: defines troll correctly.
Person 2(troll): this is not the definition of troll.
Person 1: goes online confused looking for the definition of troll, and finds that he is correct.
Person 2: Be happy!
by De definer May 29, 2017
Get the Trollmug.